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November 26, 2004![]() |
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Yes You Can Sell Anything on EBay, Fairytale Revisited, Expensive Turtle, The Audio World Is Aroused, More Puzzles, Happy Dublin Crowd, The SciFi People Are At It Again, Mass Suicide in Australia Fails, Pink Death For Charity, Wisdom From Two Centuries Past, The Light Dawns, A Diversion, Quackery Marine Style, AGI Fights Pseudoscience, More Magnets, Trudeau's Fellow Sales-Person, and In Conclusion....
YES YOU CAN SELL ANYTHING ON EBAY
In the last few years we've had Mother Teresa on a bun, Jesus Christ on a tortilla, and Che Guevara on a plaster wall, not to mention Donald Duck in the grain of a plywood door, but none of those ever approached such a price. Duyser said she'd taken a bite of the sandwich after making it ten years ago and to her amazement, saw a face staring back at her from the bread. To assure that this miracle was preserved, she put the sandwich in a clear plastic box and kept it on her night stand. Then she decided that she wanted to "share it with the world," she said, and stuck it on eBay, where it went from $9.99 to over $28,000 in just a few days. The item was viewed by curious shoppers nearly 100,000 times before eBay decided that it was being taken down because they would "not allow listings that are intended as jokes." Duyser, however, insisted that this was no joke. And, she added, "The sandwich was cooked with no oil or butter." Not only that, but it has never sprouted a spore of mold. Folks, that last detail almost convinces us.... But see reader Jon Lee's observation, up ahead. But, lo! Without warning, eBay put the item back up again almost as fast as it was pulled off! I suspect that lawyers were involved here.... The blessed sandwich was now listed at an opening bid of $3,000 quite a come-down and we sat once more entranced waiting for this religious/financial farce to resolve itself. Just minutes before the auction closed, the price was $26,000, and jumped to $28,000 at the final bell. This miraculous item is now the property of an on-line casino, where we may assume it will be enshrined as an object of adoration like the Turin Shroud, and prayed to by a gaggle of gamblers who may momentarily put aside the rabbits feet and other lucky talismans to give this latest magical object a shot at improving their performance at the slot machines. Really? Yes, because the vendor of the petrified snack had led them to believe that it had shown that kind of supernatural powers for her. She'd posted this description, original spelling and grammar retained:
No, ma'am, we are not "viewing" a miracle, we are looking at a desiccated ten-year-old sandwich in a plastic bag, a disgusting object with a burn mark on it that looks like a face when turned the way you've shown it. I think you're a silly and naïve person, though the persons who have bid on this useless piece of junk are several orders of silly beyond whatever you have managed, obviously and you're ahead of them at the bank, too. On this subject, reader Jon Lee wrote:
How embarrassing to find that there are so many people out there who will actually want to own a fossilized sandwich, and will pay through the nose for it. I know that the next trip I make out of the USA, people will approach me and ask just how the most powerful nation on Earth can have such crazies as citizens. And I don't have a good answer for them.... I harbor a wish that maybe this is a delicious hoax that some skeptic out there has dreamed up, but I must admit that if I'd been approached and asked the feasibility of such an imposture, I'd have advised against it as being beyond what even the wildest nut-case could think up. I'd have been wrong.... And after all, it's only half a sandwich....
My good friend Donald Simanek has an extensive and fascinating data-source at http://alcor.concordia.ca/~vpetkov/links4.htm which effectively bombs on the subject of fairies, and the film that was made on the subject in 1997. A lady who saw that reference was disturbed enough to write him:
Although I choose to say that I have an open mind for the most part, I am a skeptic in many ways, just because I have been stumped by people all my life. That movie changed my life forever. I do not know your feelings on the matter, but mine are this. I have raised my children who are now a son 16, and an 11-yr-old daughter, to believe in them. Not sure my son does anymore, but my daughter does.
I started a garden last year and added onto it this year all designated for fairies. Each year hereafter, I hope to make it more and more believable. Although I have never seen one, doesn't mean that I will give up hope of it. I am a very stable and credible woman for the most part. But it is nice to have something to believe in. I sometimes think they really could be there. I suppose you think I am crazy, but, no matter what, our fairytale has been a fun one. With winter setting in and the garden now dying, I will spend my winter spare time figuring out how to make fairy houses out of the huge tree roots that I salvaged over the summer. Your article is interesting, I do wonder if the pictures are real, up close they sure don't look like it. But, maybe in the retouches that were done after the originals, someone fixed them to suit the press. There is always hope. It's hard to realize that a mother would try to cripple her children in this way, though the son seems to have now escaped her delusion. Another letter re fairies that is in Simanek's collection arouses my suspicion that the writer, who refers to the Cottingley photos taken almost a century ago by two little girls (see www.randi.org/library/cottingley), just may have seen something himself that was very real, but he has misinterpreted it. Read this and see if we agree....
Reader Lisa Zawadski comments on merchandise offered by "Master" IIchi Lee's website, from an item that we ran last week:
I responded to Atkinson, who might well have been misinformed by Dudley, and who apparently thought his lies would never come to my attention:
No, Mr. Atkinson, for such obviously nutty items as the Shakti Stones and other such items, the applicant only has to detect whether or not they're in use by any means desired.
I trust that you will now correct your mis-statement? Atkinson never responded to this request, and also wrote, in a desperate attempt to obfuscate his untenable position:
Well, for his information, we've tested scores of dowsers all over the world, under their circumstances, using their materials, with their total agreement to the rules and the conduct of the tests, and they have all failed to prove their abilities, always. Dowsing is the most common claim we get, in fact. Just last month, in Germany, I watched tests done of two prominent dowsers, who after approving the double-blind protocol obtained exactly what pure chance would call for as expected. Dowsing doesn't work, regardless of amateur opinion, and there's simply nothing to explain there. Atkinson doesn't read much outside of his own magazine, it seems. As for our "dancing" around the subject that's so giddily celebrated, it's Dudley and Atkinson and many of the other audio "experts" who are doing the frantic fandango. We skeptics meet the challenge head-on, without choreography, with no hesitation nor problem. Dudley and Atkinson are simply not informed, and they choose to continue to be ignorant of the true nature of this confrontation. One member on that audio forum asked, quite sensibly:
Which is exactly what I've been asking for years now! But the answer another blatant lie came down from On High:
Don't ask me what that last inane sentence means, but yes, please do read all the rules, Mr. Atkinson, then tell us where the tests are "rigged," if you will. Better men than you have tried for years to do that, and have had to retreat. You at Stereophile have chosen to be willfully unaware of the facts, and to repeat what you've heard without looking into the matter. And obviously, if you consider double-blind tests to be "crapola," you know nothing about proper science, nor about technology. I repeat: tell me where the tests are "rigged." Or go join the other "experts" under that big rock. Move over, Sylvia! Incoming fakers....
Here is yet another example of a translation software mess, the kind of thing that Kramer has to puzzle out though this one is relatively easy to resolve. All is just as it was when received, an application from a reader interested in the JREF prize, with the e-mail address removed:
We have contacted this person and instructed him/her to apply....
THE SCIFI PEOPLE ARE AT IT AGAIN When John Edward left the SciFi channel, they felt the loss so much that they have since been thrashing about looking for equally fake features to keep their sponsors happy. UK reader Guy Matthews is a bit jaundiced when it comes to TV representations of the paranormal, and for good reasons:
In 2001 Sci-Fi UK announced they were going to be setting up shop in the Maze House, an allegedly haunted locale. They'd set up proper surveillance and EM [electro-magnetic] monitors, bring in psychics and investigators, broadcast live form the house on a daily basis, set up chat forums, and have live Q&A answers online. Now of course this was all a scam, nothing live ever happened and everything caught on tape was staged, the live chats were just text being played out according to a script, no real questions from the public were ever aired.
You think that's bad? That's NOTHING, I've saved the worst for last. Sci-Fi claimed that the data from their EM sensors was being collected and would be analyzed by a distributed computing project a la SETI@Home. That's right. As the entire thing was a scam they in fact got their viewers to download Trojans masquerading as dcomp clients. A Trojan horse program is defined as a program that entices people to download and install it by claiming and appearing to perform one function while actually being intended to perform an entirely different function. This is a criminal offence today, though as I recall, UK cybercrimes legislation didn't cover the matter at the time, so I didn't get very far when I contacted the police about it back then.
Y'see this now falls into my professional qualifications. I'm a senior network security administrator. I was one of the first to realize that the program was nothing but a looped animation, and I was definitely the first to start publishing warnings about this on the forums. The program consumed significant CPU resources (a constant 25% load on my fairly powerful rig) at all times for no reason at all, and worse, it dialed home disclosing information on the user's machine to sci-fi. Finally, it was so poorly coded that uninstalling it DID severely damage Windows on a number of machines I'm personally aware of, I being the one who had to fix the damage.
Sci-fi was unfortunately never brought to charges on this as far as I know, they've never commented on the matter in any way, ignored e-mails I'd sent at the time, and have since very carefully purged the relevant website, forums, and all other material they had control over from the web. The archives services, however still have some traces of the original site: http://web.archive.org/web/20020628120240/www.themazehouse.com/index.jsp provides a vague admission to the hoax, with no mention or apology for the damage done to computers throughout the nation. This is an excellent "word to the wise," I believe. Be wise....
Richard Saunders, President of the Australian Skeptics, informs us:
The point, apart from showing once again that this stuff is rubbish, was to also remind the audience that some parents actually try to vaccinate their babies with "Homeopathic Vaccines". This could indeed have deadly consequences. Back in 1997, I think it was, my colleague Andrew Harter and I were invited to Washington to speak to some congressional folks about homeopathy, and as part of my talk, I downed 64 homeopathic sleeping tablets designated dose "2 tablets every 4 hours, as needed." The demo got some attention, but still nothing was done by that congress. Seems that others such as these Aussies and a Belgian group recently have latched on to that stunt. Maybe, eventually, the agencies will wake up...? (Pun intended.)
I told you some time ago on the September 9th page that we would reveal what I was referring to by this tantalizing description:
Well, here it is. Penn Jillette, the vocal half of the Penn & Teller team, has contributed Pink Death to the cause of promoting critical thinking. Pink Death is the bright pink Bronco SUV that has terrorized the streets of Las Vegas since the pair first took up residence there. Now that it's being retired, Jillette is donating it to an eBay auction to benefit the James Randi Educational Foundation (JREF).
Pink Death sports a 50-CD changer, countless speakers to vibrate the body, and other custom features that the aficionado should find irresistible. Folks, this is like having Bruce Wayne donate the Batmobile. It's a famous even notorious vehicle that should excite any P&T fan, and we're very grateful to Penn for helping us raise funds for our work. If convenient for the successful bidder, Pink Death will be officially turned over to the proud new owner by Mr. Jillette during the January 13-16 Amaz!ng Meeting Conference in Las Vegas to be held at the Stardust Hotel. Then stand back.... It'll go up for bids on eBay December 15th, and a piece on the history of Pink Death written by Penn himself will appear here December 10th....
WISDOM FROM TWO CENTURIES PAST A chap named Thomas Jefferson, reassuring people in 1798, wrote:
I got that from www.barbrastreisand.com/statements.html. Let's hope....
I had a tough time understanding why a Belgian applicant could be seriously claiming to be able to survive exposure to ZyklonB, the deadly gas used in Nazi concentration camps back in WWII. Then a reader suggested that this might be a well-known character in the Conspiracy Crowd who is amply handled in the Holocaust Revisionist references on the Internet. Reader Bastiaan Van Eeckhoudt:
So the question on the forum: Do you deny that Zyklon B gas was responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths at the camps where it has been conclusively proven to have been used by the Nazis to exterminate the Jews, along with other ethnic groups, the mentally retarded, etc...? is pretty relevant. I agree, Bastiaan, and in any case we will not accept this man's application because of the danger into which he would obviously place himself if we accepted. It just shows that we get more than our quota of nut-cases....
Reader Rod Bruce sends us to http://greatinventions.tv/products/106.html for a few laughs. But consider: just how different is this material from the "serious" stuff out there that is bringing in millions to the scam industry....? Think about that.
Reader Master Sergeant Scott H. Miller comments:
Sergeant Miller directs us to the page dealing with NHCP Patient Classes. Under "Healing Touch" we find:
That particular hospital facility has an excellent rating, and they take pride in mentioning to their potential patients
The person in charge of this "healing touch" nonsense is listed as Quyen H. Nguyen. We'd like to know what "professional qualifications" this person has to be instructing in quackery the course is booked up solid! at this prestigious medical center. Who made Nguyen "credentialed" as a "provider"? Is Nguyen "board certified," as "over 90%" of the Naval Hospital Camp Pendleton personnel are, or was this one of the 10% who missed that process? Do those "civilian counterparts" employ similarly "certified" providers? And, while I'm at it, just what "board" could have "certified" Nguyen, in any case? Perhaps this is one of those "faith-based" healing organizations.... Look in at www.enhcp.com/nhcp.cfm?c=lmd&sc=pc&t=details&um=11&uy=2004&id=9DECBD7104025FE5EED83543C72F1288 to see this item.
We at the James Randi Educational Foundation heartily endorse and applaud the stand taken by the American Geological Institute (see www.agiweb.org/gap/legis108/evolutiongrandcanyon.html) concerning the book Grand Canyon: A Different View, written by former river guide Tom Vail. That such blatant propaganda for a science-bashing point of view should be actually offered for sale at this magnificent national site, is incredible -- especially since it seems that the main reason for allowing it to be sold is that, in the words of National Park Services spokeswoman Elaine Sevy, "[it] has become quite popular." Is that the bottom line here? If so, perhaps Ms. Sevy would support offering psychedelic drugs for sale at the site to enhance the Grand Canyon experience? That would bring in even more money.... Our thanks to reader James E. McFaddin for bringing our attention to this matter.
Reader Nigel Dowrick seems to have come up with the explanation of the stainless-steel problem of last week. He writes:
(all in units of 10-8 ohm-metres)
So stainless steel is more than ten times worse at conducting electricity even than brass! This has, I admit, come as a total shock to me, but it seems to be an adequate explanation of your surprising observation. (The figures in square brackets, above, were taken from a book I have on hand.) I agree that this is probably the explanation much more resistance in the stainless steel, and thus a correspondingly weaker induced and opposing magnetic field. However, there are a great number of alloys in aluminum, brass, and stainless steel, and doubtless there are also different resistances for many. As for the other puzzle, about the ball rolling differently according the direction it's moving, those effects will be different in different locations on Earth, because they depend on the fact that the natural magnetic lines of force are inclined differently relative to the Earth's surface. Here in the northern hemisphere they point downward. (They're horizontal at the equator, vertical at the poles, and vary from one to the other as you move between the equator and either pole.) That means that as the ball travels north and down the incline, it's more or less going along those lines, but going south and downwards, it cuts across the lines of flux and hesitates a little as its poles come up against that opposing field which explains why the jerky motion is seen each time the ball rolls over once, bringing the same presentation of an opposing pole to face the down-pointing flux line with each complete revolution. (The ball aligns itself north-and-south, automatically, as it starts its trip, just as a compass needle does. Often, when it starts rolling, the jerky motion is not seen right away, until the ball/magnet gets itself aligned north-and-south.) Another interesting phenomenon: if you spin the ball on a flat, smooth, level surface, it will wobble alarmingly as its momentum of spin fights its natural need for a north-south orientation.
A reader sent me the booklet shown here, issued by Tilton, who is still in operation despite his huge legal problems. Inside this tome we discover the secret. You can be rich and have everything you ever wanted, simply by sending Tilton some money $100 is the lowest suggested "Prove-God offering" and then Tilton, too, will be rich and have everything that he ever wanted! Isn't that easy, folks?
Next week, the latest on hucksters Dennis Lee and Ilchi Lee no relationship known and how these guys are still taking the suckers....
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