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August 22, 2003![]() |
Druids To The Rescue, Kabala Checked Out, National Psychic Week, American Society of Dowsers Is Reluctant, Enigmatic Application, Newspaper Mavens Sue, Zapping Homeopathy, A Reiki "Defense", Barefoot Doctor Goofs, Hypnosis in Color, Yeti Search, Feng Shui Solution, Magnetic Hypocrisy, Banking by Polygraph, Biblical Vindication, and Archimedes is Coming!
To quote the heroic Archdruid himself, "The worst [dangerous element] was a river that human interference had forced to flow against its natural direction. By erecting two stones of quartz, each weighing more than a tonne [2200 pounds], at the side of the road, the energy lines were restored. Acupuncture needles also restore broken energy lines. What acupuncture does for the body, the stones do for the environment." A spokesman for the motorway authority said authorities had turned to Mr. Knobloch as a last resort. Said he:
We had put up signs to reduce speed, renewed the road surface and made bends more secure but we still kept getting accidents. At that point we couldn't think of anything else to do and decided we might as well try anything. I admit when we first looked at it (energy lines) we were doubtful. We didn't want people to know in case they laughed at us, so we kept the trial secret and small scale. But it was really an amazing turnaround. Of course, the fall in accidents could be due to something else as we are continuously repairing the roads. Wait a minute. They missed Tarot cards, sprinkling salt, exorcism, sacrificing lambs, holy water, casting the Autobahn horoscope, running around naked at midnight, all kinds of other equally sensible remedies! These people just don't have any common sense! Scientists are skeptical but the motorway authorities are extending the Druids' role across the country, paying them about $6000 for each investigation a fraction of the cost of resurfacing a road. Sounds logical to me. I only hope no motorists get into accidents when they see monstrous quartz towers looming ahead. Ah, but I'm such a delusion-buster….
Reader Dr. Kenneth F. Reeve, Psychology Department of Caldwell College, Caldwell, NJ, offers us this account:
I am a psychology professor who often teaches classes in experimental psychology. Since this class deals with learning how to determine the validity of claims, I like to give my students something interesting to test their critical thinking teeth on. If a student discovers an extraordinary claim about paranormal phenomena on the internet and then designs a sound study to test the claim, he or she is awarded extra credit. (The students get a pretty good idea about how to do this by watching your [Nova] special, Secrets of the Psychics.) Thank you, Professor Reeve. Yes, if we can promote similar projects among students, and get them actively designing experimental procedures, we will have accomplished much. Concerning the experiment carried out by your student, I suggest that it might be expanded by obtaining written comments from the participants, following their involvement after first getting them to express their basic views and attitudes toward such claims. The variety of opinions sure to result from such a survey would be interesting!
Reader Marc Berard, in Rhode Island, tells us:
Today I was reading an article poking a little fun at National Psychic Week. ( http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/WolfFiles/wolffiles.html) Near the end of the article it mentions something called Enchanted Forest Intuitive Camp, a sort of summer camp in North Carolina where children are taught about such things as developing their ESP potential, dowsing, auras, clairvoyancy, and communication with spirits. Their site is the Psychic Kid's Spiritual Experiences (http://www.psykids.net/index.html).
Interestingly, on a link on their site to the American Society of Dowsers they say "We have found that dowsers are some of the most wonderful people, open, dynamic and willing to put things to the test so a baseline of validity can be established and maintained." (emphasis mine). One wonders what sources they use for "scientific research." Take, for one, this example: "Empirical scientists have found biological receptors for over 20 senses beyond the tangible 5, and consciousness researchers have identified another 20-plus intangible senses. These 49 senses are inherent in each one of you just awaiting to be activated!" 49 senses?!?! Wow, what are the chances that most humans are naturally blind in 44 of them? Marc, the American Society of Dowsers is shut down to investigation. Those who have inquired in years past, report that their inquiries are met with stony silence. One disenchanted former member told me that when the subject of the JREF prize was brought up at their annual meeting, members were plainly told to avoid becoming involved with me, or with the JREF. Why, if the ASD is "willing to put things to the test so a baseline of validity can be established and maintained," is that organization just wanting a bona fide challenge to simply go away? Can't the ASD use such a handsome sum of money? Churlishly, I suspect that they know full well how dowsing always fails any proper test, and they wish to continue nurturing their favorite delusion. To be sure that they were reluctant to be tested, I sent the following e-mail to ASD@dowsers.org, on Wednesday, August 20th, 2003:
Hello! I'll keep you posted…. I'm constantly grieved by knowing that kids are being drawn into these cults by ignorant parents, and I see almost daily the distress that ensues. Kids have a hard enough time differentiating between reality and fantasy; having parents with the same problem isn't going to help any.
I often get the inquiry: "How many persons have applied for the JREF prize?" Though that may appear to be capable of being answered with a simple number, when we enter the strange world of "psychic" claims, we have crossed over into Looking-Glass Land, and nothing is as simple nor as direct as it might first appear to be…. The following may prove this to my readers. In the Application for Status of Claimant found on the JREF web page, there is a requirement that the applicant must state, briefly, their basic claim. One very recent applicant, after sending in two copies of the downloaded form without the required statement, finally got it right more or less by appending the following, original spelling intact:
Telpathy Discovery Okay, folks, where do I go from here? Bearing in mind that this is not at all an unusually enigmatic description offered by an applicant, this probably begins a long, convoluted, dreary, back-and-forth series of letters and e-mail messages, likely ending when it becomes clear that the applicant cannot adequately outline their claimed ability. So, should such aborted applications be counted in the total? This is a philosophical consideration, not mathematical. I share this with you so that you may have a glimpse of the world into which I have entered, willingly, to try making contact with the strange folks who live there. Alice had it easy….
Reynolds' suit seeks damages totaling more than $1 million, but Reynolds on Thursday said the amount she surrendered to God's messenger could be closer to $3 million. Trafford originally charged $190 per hour, but the fee eventually increased to $380 per hour, she said. Who does this Trafford woman think she is? A lawyer? Reynolds said she paid Trafford $500,000 last year for spiritual healing sessions that consisted of the two women talking together and meditating and Reynolds completing drawings. Their sessions typically lasted four to five hours, sometimes seven days a week. At the time she was receiving the treatments, Reynolds suffered from depression, anxiety and stress, she said. And, I imagine, gullibility. Man, I sure hope she knows more about food than she does about human perfidy.
Reader "Rupert" shares with us this definition: "Chronomancy is the art of telling the future by waiting to see what happens."
In the UK, The Guardian newspaper continues to make excellent sense by looking into and reporting various items of pseudoscience. This item, they tell us, appeared on a website with timely advice for anyone traveling with homeopathic remedies:
"Try not to put homeopathic remedies through airport security x-rays as it will render their healing properties less effective." You should also "pack them well away from strong-smelling substances, i.e. essential oils, perfume, after-shave, toothpaste etc." And bull droppings, probably. From the Society of Homeopaths' leaflet series: "You can protect them by using a lightweight lead-lined bag of the type sold for photographic films, or carrying them in your pocket." The Guardian asks, "Please send your bad science to bad.science@guardian.co.uk" I've got something better on homeopathy than this latest clown-material. In trying to arrange tests of homeopathic products in the past, we've been warned that if a homeopathic preparation has been shipped by air at above a certain altitude, the qualities of the material will be negated due to cosmic influences. Asking whether all their output is thus shipped by sea or land, we of course received no responses. But this gives us a really simplified way of designing and carrying out a test of these materials! It's been tricky working out how to perform this simple inquiry: can the applicant differentiate between homeopathic and non-homeopathic materials? We'll accept positive results and the determination can be done by any means: chemical, physical, optical, biological (in vivo or in vitro), using infrared, ultraviolet, polarized, high-intensity, or pulsed light, conductivity or electrochemical means, Tarot cards, or a crystal ball. Now, in view of this newest technological breakthrough which says that x-rays will lessen the homeopathic qualities and assuming that a very heavy dose of x-ray treatment would effectively cancel out any such qualities I propose that a control batch of water (bottles of already-packaged product, exposed to heavy x-rays) be mixed with non-radiated samples, and presented to an applicant, to be sorted out. The loud silence you hear is the response….. Yes, I thought of the possible residual radiation. There are ways around that….
Here's an exchange that serves as a good example of how carefully the nut-cases out there will avoid answering simple questions, preferring to obfuscate with other drivel. I heard from a person I will call "R" (original structure and spelling retained) who observed:
I've heard numerous skeptics bash the ancient version of the human energy field by saying it was a simple explanation for health problems. This is very untrue, our subtle energy system is believed to be very very complex and it is not an easy explanation. I am a Reiki practitioner and have seen it work its wonders which couldn't be by the possible "placebo effect". I do not believe in anything supernatural either, I believe it is very natural and science is still in its infancy. How could you totally dismiss ESP and other popular beliefs as folly? I think it is enough and I think that at least one of these claims by people have some truth to it. I know you are skeptical and I can somewhat understand why you are that why. Growing up with people screaming your going to burn in a pit of fire if you're not a good boy. There is also plenty of scientific validation for the ki in the east, I can send you some sites. The west is barely starting to grasp the understanding of this energy. Has anything in your life happened that you could not explain scientifically? Note that, as often done, the writer appends an out-of-context quotation from a recognized authority, as if to lend strength to his notions. While Einstein is often used for this purpose, the quotes are frequently invented rather than actual. This one is genuine. I replied:
Okay. Prove any of it, and win the million-dollar prize! Isn't it significant that not one Reiki practitioner has ever applied....? Just 30 minutes of a test, and he/she could be a million dollars richer, but none of them will apply.... Immediately this fuddled person answered, again original spelling:
Yes James, Millions did believe the Earth was once flat at one time? Your point being? The Earth is something that can be felt, parts seen, and observed! Isn't that enough empirical evidence for you to know that it exist? Like I said, science is still in its infancy. Reiki can be felt with the sense and it does indeed have its benefits. Millions and millions believe in psychics, yet all these millions are full of shit and your opinion is going to make up for them? I think not. Something is going on. Well, yes, he was. But he had a right to it, in my opinion. Hold on, "R." Where's that yes-or-no answer that I asked for? Please tell us if you'll accept the million-dollar challenge. Hello? More silence. It's been a quiet two weeks….
Reader Norman Pridmore of Sleaford, UK, tells us:
More media mayhem for you. Every week in the "quality" British Sunday newspaper "The Observer" there is a column by a guy who writes as "The Barefoot Doctor." It's full of useful advice about the importance of not overheating your spleen or of letting your liver cool to excess. Randi notes: This "TENS" system has often been referred to as "electroacupuncture," but has nothing to do with the ancient Chinese notion. I've had reports that it is effective as an analgesic method, though with some possible serious long-term effects.
Despite its long and checkered history, scientists have wondered whether hypnotism is a genuine psychological state or just a gimmick. Now, we're told, recent research shows it causes measurable changes in the brain. Last year, Stanford University psychiatric researcher David Spiegel used positron emission tomography (PET) scans to watch changes in brain function in volunteers who were believed to be highly hypnotizable. How that was proven, we're not told. The "hypnotized" volunteers were told to see color. Then, regardless of whether or not the researchers showed them color, the areas of the visual cortex that registers color would fire. When the researchers told them to see "grey" objects, the volunteers had less activity in the color zones of the brain. "When they believed they were looking at color, the part of their brain that processes color vision showed increased blood flow," said Spiegel. This PET technique is quite remarkable, but I'd like to know whether non-"hypnotized" subjects were tried, and the simple word "color" was used to try triggering a change in the appearance of the PET image. More importantly, were the tests and the observations done double-blind? Perhaps some reader will look into that for me.
Many teams have been on Yeti hunts since the 1950s to verify the authenticity of tracks left in the Himalayas and elsewhere, but no conclusive scientific evidence has proved that the creature exists. With recent developments of cryptozoology such as the discovery of a "giant chimp" with distinctly unexpected facial features, explorers are well advised to spend time on such a project.
Eric Taggart, of Irvine, California, is as bewildered as anyone at the carnival of candidates reaching for the governorship of his state. He thought we might enjoy this, the statement of candidate Shu Yih Liu:
I don't have any interest in personal fame. I see that there is a big solution for the deficit. California has lost its chi its aura and I have the solution. As soon as I am in the position to do so, I will announce my plan to solve the problems in California. Adds Eric:
I can imagine her budget plan probably consists of: Everyone in the State holding hands to channel their collective chi, or rearranging furniture in the capitol building to enhance earnings, or rearranging the location of cities and counties in the State to enhance earnings. That darn dog-leg shape of the State is the real source of our financial woes. Wouldn't be surprised, one bit….
In Swift 8/8/03 you suggest we look at www.hoopers.org. When I went to the section "Magnohealth" I found the following: "Its [magnetic therapy] common use is described in the books of Homer, Hypocrites, and Aristotle." I imagine that hypocrites would have written on many inane subjects over the millennia. I am pleased that they did not invoke the name of "the Father of Medicine," Hippocrates. Thank you, John! I wonder if Pluto and Architecture were in on this? I thought Hippocrates were the cages used to hold those fat African water-beasts….
Some agencies, including those in the US government, can't get over the notion that the "polygraph," or "lie-detector," works. It just doesn't, but old, dumb, habits are well-implanted and difficult to be erased. Also, there's a lot of tax money invested, and we can't have agencies admitting that they frittered away millions, so the myth is kept alive. Now, we're thrilled to hear, possible insurance cheats will be subject to lie-detector tests in a pilot project being introduced by an Edinburgh bank, HBOS [Bank of Scotland]. Beginning next month, the bank will begin analyzing phone calls to its insurance hotlines using "sophisticated technology" that has been debunked endlessly in the past, but appeals to the scientifically-challenged because it just sounds good. The insurance industry, which rather depends on various aspects of witchcraft to run its affairs, anyway, will be breathlessly watching with interest as it fights to reclaim the estimated £1 billion which they say is lost by them in fraudulent claims each year. The new HBOS phone system will randomly test a selection of the calls it receives from its 1.5 million policyholders. The claim is that using techniques to detect changes in speech patterns caused by stress, the machines will be able to make an initial assessment as to whether the caller may be lying. Sure. A device was sold here in the USA years ago, that was supposed to be a "stress analyzer," and we applied it to the speeches of a couple of American politicians who were already proven to have been lying and not a quaver showed up. It's interesting to note that the system will be used by HBOS, according to their announcement, "on a small-scale" trial basis on calls to its household insurance department, but "only as a starting point for further investigations." And, they say, "The system will be used with a whole host of other ways such as the sharing of information which the insurance industry does as routine." In other words, where they want to be suspicious, they'll find signs of lying…. "After the initial three-month trial period," said a spokesman, "we'll be able to judge whether it's been a success or not." Count on it, anyone who wants to continue to work for the system, will be reporting great success for this flummery. Last year, we're told, a computer software company announced it had developed an online lie-detector test which sifted through e-mail and other text, looking at factors such as the "tone" (?) of the messages, to try and find indications of senders telling lies. Incredible. Next they'll have software zeroing in on tell-tale spelling errors and bad punctuation as evidence of serial killers.
A reader assures me, following the recent assault on my behavior that warned me about the Bible inveighing against being "judgmental," that I've nothing to fear in the way of divine wrath: When "Christians" spout their believe that you should NOT judge others, simply quote them their own medicine: It is acceptable to judge others, and even promoted in the Bible:
Lev.19:15 See? I just felt I was doing the right thing!
The episode description, from the PBS website:
Christie's, New York, 1998: In a blaze of publicity, an extraordinary item was put up for sale. To the untrained eye, it was nothing more than a small and unassuming Byzantine prayer book, yet it sold for over $2 million. Its real value lay not in the prayers, but in a much earlier, spidery script that lay hidden almost invisibly beneath them. This turned out to be the oldest and most authentic copy of a compendium of works by the ancient Greek scholar Archimedes, lost for more than 1,000 years. Scientists are now using cutting-edge imaging techniques to unlock the secrets of this time capsule and gain a unique insight into one of the greatest minds the world has ever known. Hey, folks, I've actually handled this manuscript, and visited the lab where this ultra-sophisticated project is going on. I won't reveal some of the wonders that have been discovered, but you'll know all, in about a month!
We had to send our intern, Jonathan, back to school. He did a great job for us, and we'll miss him. But we've another, Kelli, arriving in a week or so. We've been very fortunate, in that regard!
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