Canadian television has inherited a quack-in-drag - Dr. Bill Nelson - who we thought was out of business, but it appears that he's still selling his $20,000 machines - see first this Swift article and then this one, then go to tinyurl.com/cosyhz to see the latest... Yes, that's the same Nelson in all these places...

And the BBC has found demons all over, it seems, and they're offering them up to their adoring public. We're told that the Royal Hospital in Derby has a ghost, so of course they're calling in an exorcist. Note the mention of a Roman soldier who - one might assume, from the delivered text, met his death in the 1920s... Remarkable, if true... Go to http://tinyurl.com/abuhdj.